The most dangerous food ever invented

Recently I was in Houston, Texas and while there I discovered the most dangerous food known to man ... deep fried twinkies.

In terms of nutritional value, this delectable deep fried piece of sponge cake, retains no service at all to the healthy maintenance of human bodies. However, this sweet concoction of cardiac concern makes you simply not care after the first bite. After the second bite you are suddenly over weight. When I savored the last bite and there was nothing of the twinkie left but the paper container, a long, pointy skewer, and icing all over my shirt and mouth. I cannot truly express how good it was. On a scale of one to ten, it was a twelve. Incredible. Amazing. And probably enough fat and calories to clog every one of my arteries….twice.

For those of you who are not familiar with deep fried twinkies; take some sponge cake with a vallina cream centre, dip it in pancake batter (so it's sweet, not salty like a corndog), then deep fry the whole thing. Coat it in icing sugar and say then a few kind words to your heart for what you're about to subject it to.

I was going to find out how many calories is in one of these but my aorta wants to explode just thinking about it.

This explains why 61% of Texans are over weight. The American Obesity Society lists Houston, Dallas and San Antonio in their "Top 10 Overweight Cities", with Houston ranking number one.