Canuckistan

Canada, also known as America Lite, America’s Frosted Hat, Canuckistan, Canuckland, or Canadia, is situated slightly south of the North Pole. Canada is the USA’s largest national park, and tourist attraction.

Canada is a ‘clothes line nation.’ The Canadian population is strung out along the US border with an occasional cluster along the way. It is said that 90% of the Canadian population is squashed into the more hospitable 300km wide ribbon running parallel to the 6500km long border with the USA. Therefore Canadians are often stereotyped as polite, unarmed Americans in winter clothes.
The world sees Canada as America’s strange half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England. But, while America’s father was apparently of divine origin, Canada’s was France.
While little brother Canada may not be considered as “cool” as older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north).