Ice Hockey

Canadians love ice hockey more than fat kids love donuts. To them ice hockey is a matter of life and death, but more important. So I tried this cultural experience known as ice hockey, but it is not for me. So I will leave it to the Canadians. (Actually I couldn't stay on my feet and Jen beat me up)


This is a true story that I just read in the newspaper about how much Canadians love hockey.

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?" The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."